A bit of a cheeky spin on the 'Joseph Bugman's
Cart' from the '80's; the idea behind Joseph Bugman's, horse-drawn,
ale carriage, was that every dwarf within 12 inches gets a
bonus. (Because lets face it, dwarves
sure do love their ale.) They're not alcoholics, they
can quit whenever they want.
Or better yet, paint it up, customize the
banner with your favorite beer logo, and give it to that special
someone who's a 'connoisseur' of fine ales.